After I submit a urine sample without the nurse even having to ask:
When the nurse tells you how good you looked - past tense - prior to getting cancer
What I tell the nurses after receiving my pre-meds
What I say as the nurse leaves the room…
After the nurse asks how the IV-Ativan is working for me:
How I respond when my nurse asks why the pharmacy won’t authorize a recurring script
As your nurse says “IT’S OK” while you throw up…
When the pharmacist suggests a less-than-effective technique to help with side effects, I want to say:
When they get the IV the first time…
First thing I say to the new nurse at morning shift-change
