What I say as the nurse leaves the room…
How I get someone’s attention when my pump starts alarming during the night shift:
My reaction to when the thermometer reads a fever:
When something blog-worthy happens at the hospital:
Trying to conceal my excitement at the sound of the phrase “discharge orders”
The few seconds of bliss before the anesthesia knocks you out
My reaction to getting a neutropenic fever
How I react when asked what chemo feels like:
What I tell myself during infusions (complete with fist-pump)